Miranda Kerr Is Very Pregnant

Hey everybody Miranda Kerr is pregnant. Like heaps pregnant. In a recent interview with Italian Vogue Kerr finally confirmed the worst kept secret in Australian fashion: “Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along,“.

Congratulations to the happy couple and the enviable DNA currently housed within Kerr’s womb. We still stand by previous claims that Kerr-Bloom’s resulting elf/pirate/angel offspring will save mankind with its meteor deflecting beauty when the aliens decide to invade.

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