Look, fashion without some out-of-the-box thinking is pretty fucking boring. Better to branch out and do something different than sit in a beige world full of boring beige shit.
Except when it involves rubber animal masks.
There is something so inherently CREEPY about rubber animal masks. Any rubber mask has a sort of evil presence – most likely due to them being worn by bank robbers and those evil shits in The Purge – but an animal one? Get the fuck out immediately before I kick you in the face.
I may be projecting somewhat because I have a deep, deep fear of any form of face-concealing costume. One time I hit a guy dressed as a Dementor at Movie World with my handbag. But I think we can all agree this? This is TERRIFYING.
This is Vogue US‘s way of showcasing their picks from the recent Spring ’18 Paris Fashion Week collections. It’s a sort of chic play on Halloween dress-ups except it is nightmare-inducing and please for the love of god stop.
You cann0t tell me this isn’t giving you daytime nightmares right now.
Oh, you know what I really wanted to see at 9am on my Tuesday morning? A violinist with a fucking MISS-SHAPEN SHEEPS HEAD.
That’s it I’m off the internet for the rest of the day, goodbye.
I will give Vogue this – it’s mighty attention-grabbing. It has also made me cry like a small, confused baby. And at the end of the day is art not meant to provoke an emotional response?
Even if that response is throwing my computer out the window.
