We’re one step closer to the Oscars, with the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards behind us.
Cate Blanchett continued to carry the flag for Australia with yet another Award Season victory for Best Actress. The major ensemble gongs went to American Hustle which took out (Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture) and Breaking Bad (Outstanding
Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series), with the show’s linchpin Bryan Cranston winning Outstanding Performance
by a Male Actor in a Drama Series.
The momentum continued for Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto for their respective leading and supporting performances in Dallas
Buyers Club, while Lupita Nyong’o deservedly edged out Jennifer Lawrence in the very strong Best Supporting Actress.
But now to the fashion…
Amy Adams looks dynamite in a cut-away Antonio Berardi dress in midnight blue. If my Life Queen Cate Blanchett wasn’t in the Best Actress Oscar race, I’d hand it over to Amy Adams for always looking fantastic on the red carpet, although it should be mentioned that she gives great boob – and a pretty good fake English accent – in American Hustle.
Sandra Bullock looks like expensive gift-wrapping in emerald green Lanvin, a tousled up ‘do and gold sandals.
Cate Blanchett, who won the SAG for Blue Jasmine (and is looking good for the Oscars, so says you), chose a baby pink and sequined Givenchy halter sack.
Elisabeth Moss is really starting to hit her stride, not only as a recent Golden Globe recipient but as a hot piece of ass on the world’s red carpets. She wears a perfect-fitting cherry red Michael Kors gown
and muted gold accents.
Kerry Washington is one of the most wealthy-chic characters on television as Olivia Pope in Scandal, and she’s also consistently well-dressed off the set, even when super pregnant, and even when wearing the ill-advised colour combo of fuchsia and black.
Jennifer Lawrence wears a beautifully-fitting – if disappointingly boring – Christian Dior Couture sequined column.
Malin Akerman wears an overly embellished Naeem Khan dress and a cool blonde beauty that the more progressive seafaring people of Old Norse times would dedicate much pillaging to.
“YOU win a car… and YOU win a car…”
Now we know where Best Supporting Actor winner Jared Leto gets that delicate beauty and sleek mane. He arrived with his chic mother Constance who was his official date for the night.
Guys, Chiwetel Ejiofor is pronounced CHEW-a-tel EDGE-eoh-fur. He looks this dope in a suit so you can at least get his name right.
Like all the Game Of Thrones actors, the Mother Of Dragons looks really weird out of costume. Emilia Clarke wears 70 pounds of tiny beads on this Calvin Klein Collection dress.
See what I mean? This is Theon Greyjoy AKA Alfie Allen. He looks really handsome despite the oversized suit.
And this beacon of serenity is Brienne of Tarth AKA Gwendoline Christie, glowing beatifically in custom Giles Deacon.
Isla Fisher successfully deploys her contained sex appeal by getting poured into a slinky champagne Oscar de la Renta gown and accessorising with recently flicked hair and expensive jewels.
Claire Danes and Hugh Pants-me are the SAG red carpet’s most threesome-worthy couple. She looks amazing in Vionnet and smoky eyes; he looks amazing in my *friend’s* lurid sex fantasies.
Lupita Nyong’o in custom Gucci is like the red carpet equivalent of Walter White’s blue meth: it’s ruining lives. Only kidding! It’s nearly perfect, is what I really meant.
Jennifer Garner is chic, toned and boring in Max Mara.
Having casually observed that Mary is completely flat-chested in Downton Abbey I’m kind of amazed to see Michelle Dockery actually has boobs. She’s wearing J. Mendel.
Holly Hunter is so fit she makes Tracy Anderson look like pudding.
If you think Helen Mirren looks cheeky now you should see her in Caligula. She looks positively lascivious while grinning and baring her minxy ankles in Escada.
Of course.
Okay… Marie is back wearing yellow which means something of great significance is about to go down, right? Meet you at the Breaking Bad Colour Theory forums in ten!!
Adorable Red Carpet Couple Who Look Maybe-Related watch: Zoe Kazan and Paul Dano.
Sarah Paulson Another Game Of Thrones star looking oddly post-Dragons is Natalie Dormer wearing a chic white sheath accessorised with black cane basketry off-cuts from Fantastic Furniture dining suite, as well as a partially shaved head.
Abigail Breslin is like “Little Miss Sunshine my dick hole, paparazzi” and takes fashion cues from Adele circa 2012 Grammys.
Gretchen Mol looks anything but in this tasteful cream t-shirt-cum-paper fold.
All photos via Getty Images.
