Oi nerds, the folks over at Epic Rap Battles of History have produced a rap battle between bastions of fantasy writing J. R. R. Tolkien and George R. R. Martin, and it is indeed epic.
If you’re not familiar with the glorious concept of rap battles, allow us to enlighten you: they are the shit.
More specifically, they are fictitious rap battles between diametrically opposed characters in history / fiction, and they are some straight up bloody poetry. Check it:
Tolkein:
“You Hob-bit my whole shit you uninspired hack
You want a war George? Welcome to Shire-raq.”
COMMENCE.
Source / Photo: Epic Rap Battles of History.
