Sexy ginger royal Prince Harry made a flying visit to Australia last year, to set hearts aflutter with his good looks and spank some colonial bottoms, but it turns out that his trip wasn’t cheap. Documents obtained by Fairfax show that the Australian government ponied up a whopping $150,000 for the young prince’s two night stay.
To put things in perspective, Harry’s two night stay cost the Australian public $75,000 per night, compared with Burmese opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi, whose stay cost just $8000 per night, and Indonesian Vice President Boediono, whose stay last year cost a still eye-watering but not entirely unreasonable $25,000 per night.
Then there’s this lovely stuffed kangaroo, which is just $29.95, from Australian Geographic, and it fucking talks! This little guy makes a perfect gift for any foreign visitor. I defy you to find anything more adorable.
That comes to $155,90 for the two days, which leaves $149,844.10 still to play with, for beer, transport and the like. Just a thought for next time.
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