Chris Pratt’s High School Yearbook Photos Are The Greatest Ever


Reddit is the source of all things, and it has yet again delivered the goods. A few days back, a user by the name of warped_and_bubbling happened to mention that he went to high school with Hollywood’s current man crush Chris Pratt. The user proceeded to dig out one of his old yearbooks and offer photographic proof of Pratt as a dorky teen in the late ’90s.

Here he is looking wholesome and All-American in his senior picture, from circa-1997:
Pratt, says his old classmate, was “the kind of guy who could crack a joke and never get in trouble for it, and one of those students who was popular with everyone.” This is his junior picture, featuring an excellent camo tee:
Here he is in his capacity as Class Clown, or, as Andy Dwyer would probably prefer, Ass Clown:
Apparently, he got his start in comedy by performing skits at school assemblies, and was very good at doing Michael Jackson‘s signature Moonwalk. Here is is at one of said assemblies:
Here he is dominating as part of the wrestling team. I think I need a moment:
Between Chris Pratt and Taylor Swift, this has been a truly excellent few weeks for high school flashbacks.

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