“1. One of the best snorkeling and fishing areas in Belize.2. A well stocked kitchen with basic condiments. Guests need to bring basic staples such as favorite meats, vegetables and drinks.3. Transportation to and from island from Placencia is included.4. Kayaks (2).5. Local phone and WiFi. TV/CD player and an excellent movie collection.6. Barbecue, sundeck, lookout tower and many other such amenities.”
Why you would watch movies indoors when you could be drinking mondo beers from a lookout tower is beyond me, but hey, if that’s your jam it looks like a bloody delightful place to do it. You can check out the listing here and either enthusiastically book a stay or look at your bank balance and cry, whichever feels more natural.