Seeing as your ability to act upon the information in this here article is dwindling on a minute-by-minute basis, we’re going to keep it pretty concise: there’s a fucking good flight deal on, right now, that could see you flown around the world for just over $3,000.

In business class.

Until midnight, Escape Travel is offering sincerely lucky punters the opportunity to fly in Virgin business class from Melbourne to Hong Kong, London, Los Angeles, and then back – or vice versa – from as low as $3,095.

A casual glance at an equivalent trip, taken between the designated booking period of July 5 and September 26, reveals that you’d usually be paying $12,000, at a bare minimum. An Escape Travel agent said they’ve never seen it this cheap. Make of that what you will.

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The catch with this one, outside of its rapidly encroaching expiration date, is that it’s not available through Escape Travel’s site. You’ll either have to duck into your local brick-and-mortar travel agent, or ask old mate Jose Bishop if the deal is available during your preferred dates. 

Jose’s email address is [email protected] We anticipate that inbox will be mighty full, mighty shortly. Godspeed, Jose. Godspeed you, too.

Source: Escape.
Photo: @alanisko / Instagram.