Seeing as your ability to act upon the information in this here article is dwindling on a minute-by-minute basis, we’re going to keep it pretty concise: there’s a fucking good flight deal on, right now, that could see you flown around the world for just over $3,000.
In business class.
A casual glance at an equivalent trip, taken between the designated booking period of July 5 and September 26, reveals that you’d usually be paying $12,000, at a bare minimum. An Escape Travel agent said they’ve never seen it this cheap. Make of that what you will.
The catch with this one, outside of its rapidly encroaching expiration date, is that it’s not available through Escape Travel’s site. You’ll either have to duck into your local brick-and-mortar travel agent, or ask old mate Jose Bishop if the deal is available during your preferred dates.
Jose’s email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. We anticipate that inbox will be mighty full, mighty shortly. Godspeed, Jose. Godspeed you, too.
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