SOUND THE CHEAP FLIGHTS KLAXON 

Tigerair is having a huge bloody sale for domestic travel, provided you can wrangle someone into going with you.

It’s offering two-for-one flights from as low as $59, for travel anytime between early October and mid-December. The sale starts right the hell now and lasts until Saturday 10 June or the 19,000 flights up for grabs sell out. 

You just need to complete a few steps:

1. Enter the promo code ‘2FOR1‘ while booking via Tigerair.com.
2. Cast a cold, discerning eye on your mates and decide who is the ideal bud to pop off to the Whitsundays with, or a weekend in Melbs, or finally getting around to seeing what the fuck is up in Darwin

Here are the flights on offer:

Adelaide<>Melbourne (October 17-December 14) $75

Adelaide<>Sydney (October 17-December 14) $89

Adelaide<>Brisbane (October 17-December 14) $115

Brisbane<>Sydney (October 10-December 14) $75

Brisbane<>Whitsundays (October 10-December 14) $79

Brisbane<>Cairns (October 10-December 14) $95

Brisbane<>Melbourne (October 10-December 7) $109

Brisbane<>Canberra (October 10-December 14) $109

Brisbane<>Darwin (October 10-December 14) $129

Brisbane<>Perth (October 10-December 7) $189

Canberra-Melbourne (October 10-December 13) $89

Melbourne-Canberra (October 10-December 14) $89

Melbourne<>Hobart (October 10-December 7) $59

Melbourne<>Sydney (October 10-December 14) $79

Melbourne<>Coffs Harbour (October 11-December 13) $99

Melbourne<>Cairns (October 10-December 14) $135

Melbourne<>Gold Coast (October 10-December 14) $99

Melbourne<>Perth (October 10-December 7) $179

Melbourne<>Townsville (October 10- December 14) $129

Sydney<>Gold Coast (October 10-December 14) $59

Sydney<>Coffs Harbour (October 13-December 11) $65

Sydney<>Cairns (October 10-December 14) $139

Sydney<>Perth (October 10-December 7) $189

Sydney<>Whitsundays (October 10- December 14) $109

Photo: Scrubs.