Is there anything as alluring as the promise of a free meal? It’s what motivates us to help our acquaintances move house, fill out boring consumer information surveys that will probably sell our details on the Russian black market, line up for hours at burrito shops and consume literal gallons of pho.
But at what point does the prospect a free meal become so enticing that it compels you to pluck a hair from your very own head, place it in the food, and then cry health and safety?
Apparently at the point where you also think you’re dining with the Duchess of Netherlands, which is what this particular guest told Brisbane‘s Casa Nostro Ristorante when she made her booking.
When the two women arrived at the Fortitude Valley establishment, they immediately made things difficult for staff, attempting the kind of intricate (and price-dodging) menu reshuffle that tends to tip a chef’s standard simmering fury over into full-blown, cleaver-throwing rage. Or, as Sarah Biuso, one of the co-owners of the venue, put it to the Courier Mail:
“They seemed a little pushy.“
(Gentle Mrs Biuso).
Apparently unsatisfied when the restaurant wouldn’t combine an entree and a main for the price of one meal, the patron in question ate three-quarters of her meal, pulled a strand of hair from her own head, put it on the plate, added salt and oil, and then complained about it.
How do we know all of this?
Because Casa Nostro has CCTV and Instagram and the presence of mind to gift us with this, the most perfectly narrated Busted video in the history of the world:
The lesson? If you want a free meal, just offer to wash some dishes, or call in a favour from that mate you lent $20 to, or invite your mum out (you know she’ll pay even if you pretend-protest). Don’t just pull a strand out of your scrunchie and drop it on your penne, you animal.
Source: Courier Mail.
Image: Instagram / @casanostroristorante.