Make no mistake, pals.
Even if you happen to be the fastest human on the planet; and even if your surname neatly mirrors the verb best used to describe your speed, MAKE. NO. MISTAKE.
For even you are not immune—nor can you possibly outrun—the sheer maniacal power of a rogue cameraman atop the bane of the 21st century’s existence.
The sagacious, reactionary words in Italian, here, say it best.
Again, on an infinite loop?
Certainly.
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH SPORT, PEOPLE.
