Tom Ford fragrances are cult as cult can be. Whisper the words “Tobacco Vanille” or “Black Orchid” into any sartorially-minded, beauty obsessed person’s ear and you’ll see the hairs on their arms stand on end, trust me. The (not even arguably) most stylish man in the world CAN. DO. FRAGRANCE.

His latest release – which we’ve all been waiting for and frankly, were growing kind of impatient about – is ‘Fucking Fabulous‘, a heady oriental that’s no doubt going to be epically sexy, if this descrip is anything to go by.

A decadent oriental leather with an intoxicating grip captures a rarified air. Evoking the private exchanges and insider moments where fantasies come true, the scent can only be described in one way.

Ooooft. I feel a bit weird and sweaty, is it hot in here?

The notes are – in typical Tom Ford style – weird and fab fab fab. Clary sage oil, lavender, bitter almond, vanilla, orris root, Tonka bean, leather and amber are all present and accounted for. Yep, this’ll be a strong one folks.

Screaming at me to shut the fuck up and tell you when/where you can get your mitts on it? It’s on counter tomorrow (Dec 7) and it’s exclusively available at select David Jones stores, Harrolds luxury department stores and David Jones online for a limited time only.

Oh, and it’ll set you back $460 for the 50ml bottle. What, is that surprising? Guys come on – it’s Tom Ford. You gotta pay to get this level of sexy, OK?

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