There are few things we love more than a good ol’ throwback, and this Thursday has brought with it some glorious goods.
If you cast your mind back to 2016, you might remember Network Ten‘s newsreader, Natarsha Belling, wearing a jacket that went viral for the most hilarious reason.
Unbeknownst to Natarsha (and presumably the wardrobe department), the emerald green top had a neckline that outlined a giant dick:
To make things better/worse, the zip up detailing down the bust resembled one long stream of cum and, believe me when I say, nobody was listening to the headlines that day.
Since then, the famous fashion piece has been affectionately referred to as the ‘penis jacket’.
But far from leaving this ~lewk~ in the past, the good folk over at Channel Nine have gone and gifted us this epic 2019 homage.
Just this week, presenter Samantha Heathwood appeared on TV sportin’ the memorable, dare I say iconic, look:
Triple M Sydney Tweeted a ‘Then Vs Now’ comparison with the caption “Someone in the wardrobe department, probably: ‘It’s been a couple years, no-one will notice.'”
Someone in the wardrobe department, probably: "It's been a couple years, no-one will notice." pic.twitter.com/rRRyBwEyyt
— Triple M Sydney (@TripleMSydney) January 7, 2019
Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Twitter had a field day with dick jokes, including “at least it’s pointing in the right direction” and “dick move”.
Samantha has since commented on the uncanny outline on her Instagram with a hilarious “Jacket for sale” story:
“Thank you for all the messages alerting me to this.. yes I’ve seen it [eye emoji][flushed face emoji]“ she wrote.
“No one at @channel9style ‘made’ me wear it. It was in my cupboard and I thought everyone was over that [laughing emoji]”.
Clearly, you’re giving us all too much credit, Samantha. The internet will never be “over” dick jokes.
I blame this: