Yes, hello. Our resident style babe Mel is away so I have been put on this fashion wrap. Which is a shame for you because I’m just here to stalk, stalk, and stalk. But anywho, the 2019 Teen Choice Awards just wrapped up and I love it because instead of tiny award statues, you get a surfboard. And jeans are absolutely an acceptable gear for the red carpet. Also, every year I recognise less and less people and that’s always a fun reminder of my constant state of ageing!!!

Taylor Swift

In true ‘Lover’ form, Taylor Swift rocked up in a rainbow bodysuit, shorts, and a blazer by Versace. In true Taylor form, she rocked up to receive the Teen Choice Award’s first-ever Icon Award. So instead of receiving a regular surfboard, she copped a bedazzled one with her cats’ faces on it.

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The Jonas Brothers

I know this is just an unfortunate picture of my boos but oh my god, why do the Jonas Brothers look so old?

…It’s probably because they actually are compared to 99 per cent of other guests at the Teen Choice Awards but still.

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture but I love it and I love Jack Black. 

Sarah Hyland

She looked SO HOT. Please look at all of these pictures.

Zendaya

Okay, I love Zendaya but I also hate her because she can make any look work. I don’t know how, but she can.

LOOK AT THIS. She’s wearing a yellow checkered top with green shorts and white high heels. She looks like summer. Again, I don’t know how but she just does.

I’m actually obsessed with her.

Teen Choice Awards
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OBSESSED.

Maddie Ziegler

When you need to remind everyone that the Teen Choice Awards are beneath you. I’m going to wear this sort of chic when I grow up.

Ryan Destiny

I do not know who Ryan Destiny is but I love this, and so I love her.

(Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

Update: I stalked her, she’s a singer and actor.

Zhavia Ward

Again, I don’t really know who this is. I feel like I recognise her name but not enough to be like “Ah, yes, you.” I don’t know what’s going on here but solid pose.

Teen Choice Awards
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John Stamos

My forever fave is a random John Stamos at award shows, looking like an absolute zaddy. Hehe.

Lucy Hale

Q: Does Lucy Hale age? A: No. I ask this because I thought she was 25 and then I googled her age, and she’s THIRTY.

Noah Centineo

I know he’s been in a bunch of films since To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, but they all suck in comparison so Noah Centineo will always be Peter Kavinsky to me. So here’s Peter Kavinsky on his way to Lara Jean‘s house, in flanno and ripped jeans. I do love a lad in flanno.

To accept his award for Choice Comedy Movie Actor, Noah donned a hoodie and that is big Peter Kavinsky energy.

Teen Choice Awards
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Maia Mitchell

You guys, do you remember Maia Mitchell from Mortified, that kids show from like 2006 that aired on Channel 9? I absolutely frothed that show. Anyway, she’s a pretty big name now. She was recently in that Netflix teen flick with K.J. Apa. 

I love the gingham frock. It’s whimsy and pretty.

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 K.J. Apa

Speaking of the boy, the Riverdale star went for the whole Miami Vice look and I’m not quite feeling it. I hate the pants so much. So, so, so much.

Teen Choice Awards
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Chloe x Halle

Halle Bailey is one half of R&B duo Chloe x Halle. She’s also Ariel in Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid so commit her to memory. I love both their looks, but especially Halle’s because I am absolutely vibing her bodysuit. 10/10 would wear, even though it’s like -1 degrees in Melbourne right now and my tum tum would freeze.

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I don’t know who this is, and after googling her name I still don’t know who she is but you might. Her name is Jude Demorest and she rocked up in those tiny glasses and a wetsuit. Not an actual wetsuit, but it looks like a wetsuit. A Nike wetsuit? I just had to show you the wetsuit.

Teen Choice Awards
(Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

Wetsuit. 

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