Yes, hello. Our resident style babe Mel is away so I have been put on this fashion wrap. Which is a shame for you because I’m just here to stalk, stalk, and stalk. But anywho, the 2019 Teen Choice Awards just wrapped up and I love it because instead of tiny award statues, you get a surfboard. And jeans are absolutely an acceptable gear for the red carpet. Also, every year I recognise less and less people and that’s always a fun reminder of my constant state of ageing!!!
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Taylor Swift
In true ‘Lover’ form, Taylor Swift rocked up in a rainbow bodysuit, shorts, and a blazer by Versace. In true Taylor form, she rocked up to receive the Teen Choice Award’s first-ever Icon Award. So instead of receiving a regular surfboard, she copped a bedazzled one with her cats’ faces on it.
The Jonas Brothers
I know this is just an unfortunate picture of my boos but oh my god, why do the Jonas Brothers look so old?
…It’s probably because they actually are compared to 99 per cent of other guests at the Teen Choice Awards but still.
A decade of the @jonasbrothers at #TeenChoice! 😱 Here’s to burnin’ up the stage for years to come. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/t3QVAq9t90
— Teen Choice Awards (@TeenChoiceFOX) August 12, 2019
I don’t know what’s going on in this picture but I love it and I love Jack Black.
Aug 11: Jack Black with honorees Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas attend FOX’s Teen Choice Awards 2019 in Hermosa Beach, California. pic.twitter.com/N4BRCIZXwE
— JBN Media (@jbrosnews_media) August 12, 2019
Sarah Hyland
She looked SO HOT. Please look at all of these pictures.
📸EVENT 11th August | FOX’s Teen Choice Awards 2019 #SarahHyland #TeenChoiceAwards2019 pic.twitter.com/rjFxUonWAl
— Sarah Hyland Daily (@HylandFR) August 12, 2019
Zendaya
Okay, I love Zendaya but I also hate her because she can make any look work. I don’t know how, but she can.
LOOK AT THIS. She’s wearing a yellow checkered top with green shorts and white high heels. She looks like summer. Again, I don’t know how but she just does.
I’m actually obsessed with her.
OBSESSED.
Maddie Ziegler
When you need to remind everyone that the Teen Choice Awards are beneath you. I’m going to wear this sort of chic when I grow up.
Radiant Maddie Ziegler looking good at #TeenChoiceAwards pic.twitter.com/4gOx4PNUwL
— nate d (@KelliOliviaFans) August 12, 2019
Ryan Destiny
I do not know who Ryan Destiny is but I love this, and so I love her.
Update: I stalked her, she’s a singer and actor.
Zhavia Ward
Again, I don’t really know who this is. I feel like I recognise her name but not enough to be like “Ah, yes, you.” I don’t know what’s going on here but solid pose.
John Stamos
My forever fave is a random John Stamos at award shows, looking like an absolute zaddy. Hehe.
https://twitter.com/SeriesBrasil/status/1160692836830011392
Lucy Hale
Q: Does Lucy Hale age? A: No. I ask this because I thought she was 25 and then I googled her age, and she’s THIRTY.
https://twitter.com/poppoIIs/status/1160682905137537029
Noah Centineo
I know he’s been in a bunch of films since To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, but they all suck in comparison so Noah Centineo will always be Peter Kavinsky to me. So here’s Peter Kavinsky on his way to Lara Jean‘s house, in flanno and ripped jeans. I do love a lad in flanno.
To accept his award for Choice Comedy Movie Actor, Noah donned a hoodie and that is big Peter Kavinsky energy.
Maia Mitchell
You guys, do you remember Maia Mitchell from Mortified, that kids show from like 2006 that aired on Channel 9? I absolutely frothed that show. Anyway, she’s a pretty big name now. She was recently in that Netflix teen flick with K.J. Apa.
I love the gingham frock. It’s whimsy and pretty.
K.J. Apa
Speaking of the boy, the Riverdale star went for the whole Miami Vice look and I’m not quite feeling it. I hate the pants so much. So, so, so much.
Chloe x Halle
Halle Bailey is one half of R&B duo Chloe x Halle. She’s also Ariel in Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid so commit her to memory. I love both their looks, but especially Halle’s because I am absolutely vibing her bodysuit. 10/10 would wear, even though it’s like -1 degrees in Melbourne right now and my tum tum would freeze.
.@chloexhalle serving looks and presenting surfboards at the #teenchoiceawards #grownish pic.twitter.com/piSaAX5Mjz
— grown-ish (@grownish) August 12, 2019
?????
I don’t know who this is, and after googling her name I still don’t know who she is but you might. Her name is Jude Demorest and she rocked up in those tiny glasses and a wetsuit. Not an actual wetsuit, but it looks like a wetsuit. A Nike wetsuit? I just had to show you the wetsuit.
Wetsuit.
