Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Are Getting Hitched

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A DRILL, people.

However, ~reputable~ source E! Online (with Buzzfeed in its wake) are both reporting that Kanye West has proposed to girlfriend Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday, in the AT&T Park in San Francisco, which was apparently rented out especially. Kewt. The news will perhaps most significantly impact the couple’s child North West, who will no longer be the illegitimate Jon Snow-esque bastard child she was before, and Kim Kardashian will be doing the old, “third time’s a charm” re: matrimony. The ring is allegedly a 15 carat diamond. Um, no words.

San Fran reporter/columnist Leah Garchik apparently has the most details of anyone so far:

Via E!
Title image by Harry How via Getty.

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