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There’s no better pleasure in life than gliding across a freshly vacuumed floor — and Dyson is the best in the bloody biz at delivering that feeling. And because we all need to feel something right now, they’re slinging huge discounts across their range of glorious sucky bois for Afterpay Day (which officially kicks off tomorrow btw). Bless you, Dyson.

There’s a reason people rave about how their lives were changed after copping a Dyson. It is semi-cult-ish, but if you’ve never had the cash to invest in a Dyson, now’s the time to take the plunge.

Me begging Dyson for more sales.

Dyson is offering their famous vacuums for up to $300 off RRP. Yes, you read that correctly — it’s absolutely bonkers. You can finally be the proud owner of a Dyson vacuum in a matter of minutes. 

Last time they had a sale this good, they got sucked up quicker than a dusty hair-ball that’s accumulated in the corner of your bathroom, so who knows how long it’ll be before they sell out today. Get in quick, mates. Score yourself a hefty discount on a range of different Dyson suckers, including the V7 and V8 cordless vacuums and their luxurious Hot+Cold Link Purifier. 

Not bad, not bad at all. Scroll to suss out the range of deals on offer during Dyson sale week. 

Dyson v8 Absolute cordless vacuum cleaner was $899, now $599 (save $300)

Dyson v8 Absolute cordless vacuum cleaner was $899, now $599 (save $300)

This will have the hairballs that have accumulated in the corner of your bathroom gone in a jiffy (sorry for being gross) with its powerful suction for versatile cleaning. This model also has up to 40 minutes of run-time and includes two cleaner heads and four tools.

Dyson v7 Motorhead Origin cordless vacuum cleaner was $599, now $399 (save $200)

Dyson v7 Motorhead Origin cordless vacuum cleaner was $599, now $399 (save $200)

The v7 is small but packs a huge punch. It has up to 30 minutes of fade-free suction and weighs only an itty-bitty 2.3kg, making it the lightest cord-free vacuum.

Dyson Hot+Cool Link was $799, now $599 (save $200)

Dyson Hot+Cool Link was $799, now $599 (save $200)

Dyson’s Hot+Cool Link will warm you up this winter, with its fast room heating and diffused mode heats the room evenly. And in summer, it’ll cool you down just as quickly. It also automatically monitors, reacts and purifies the air.

They’re also slinging a range of gift-with-purchase deals, too. You can score yourself a complimentary gift of a car cleaning kit, complete cleaning kit, or filter (valued at $89) when you purchase the Dyson Outsize Absolute Extra Vacuum or the Dyson V12 Detect Slim Absolute Extra Vacuum. And you can also nab yourself a free bonus filter with the Dyson Omni-glide Vacuum Cleaner.

Gotta love a Dyson sale!

Shop the current Dyson sale here.

You can also check out some cheeky early Afterpay Day sales here.