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There’s only one feeling in the world I’ll accept that is better than freshly shaved legs and clean sheets, and that’s gliding across a freshly vacuumed floor. Nobody likes to feel crumbies under their feets. Nobody! And Dyson being the bloody biz at making vacuum cleaners, is king shit for delivering that feeling.

With extended Boxing Day sales still on high rotation, they’re also curing our “what day is it again?” hangovers early by slinging huge discounts on their famous sucky bois, including the v7 Cord-free Vacuum, the v7 Motorhead and the v10 Absolute. Bless you, Dyson.

There’s a reason people (me, I’m people) rave about how their lives were changed after copping a Dyson. It is semi-cult-ish, but we get it. If you’ve never had the cash to invest in a Dyson, now’s the time to take the plunge. They’re offering up to $300 off RRP depending on which sucker you score. Yes, you read that correctly — it’s absolutely bonkers.

Me begging Dyson for more sales.

I’ll tell you this for free: the last time they had a sale this good, they got sucked up faster than I fell in love, so who knows how long it’ll be before they sell out. Get in quick, mates. Score yourself a hefty discount. You bloody deserve it.

Here’s a quick peek at which sucky bois are on sale. Keep scrolling to shop ’em below.

Keep reading to shop those hefty discounts on the Dyson v7 cord-free, v7 motorhead, and the v8 Absolute. 

Dyson v7 Cord-free Vacuum Cleaner

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Dyson v7 Cord-free Vacuum Cleaner was $599, now $429 (save $170)

The v7 is small but packs a huge punch. It has up to 30 minutes of fade-free suction and weighs only an itty-bitty 2.3kg, making it the lightest cord-free vacuum.

Dyson v7 Motorhead vacuum

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Dyson v7 Motorhead vacuum was $599, now $399

The Dyson v7 motorhead is Dyson’s lightest cord-free vacuum that offers 30-minutes of fade-free suction. It also comes with a docking station, a no-touch bin emptying system and a direct drive cleaner head.

Dyson v8 Absolute vacuum

Dyson v8 Absolute vacuum was $899, now $599

This will have the hairballs that have accumulated in the corner of your bathroom gone in a jiffy (sorry for being gross) with its powerful suction for versatile cleaning. This model has around 40-minutes of suction time and comes with two cleaner heads and four different tools.

Suss out more extended Boxing Day sales here. You know you want to.