Friends, nobody likes sweaty anything, let alone a swampy crotch. Absolutely nobody! This is why we come bearing good news, Dyson, the inventors of the cult famous sucky bois, are having a ‘uuuuge end of year sale on everything from fans and air purifiers to vacuums and hair tools.
It’s offering some fkn wild discounts and bonuses like up to $400 off vacuums, $100 off fans, $200 off their famed hair straightener and more. We’re sensing a little “to me, from me” gift is on the cards.

I’ll tell you this for free: the last time Dyson had a sale this bloody good, they got sucked up faster than I fell in love with the last fuck boi I dated, so you better get in quick, mates. Score yourself a hefty discount. You bloody deserve it.
Keep reading to shop those hefty discounts on Dyson fans, purifiers, vacuums and more.
Dyson Purifying Fan Sales
Dyson Pure Cool TP00 was $599, now $499 (save $100)
- Dyson Pure Cool TP00 — was $599, now $499 (save $100)
- Dyson Pure Hot+Cool – was $699, now $499 (save $200)
- Dyson Purifier Cool TP07 – was $899, now $599 (save $300)
Dyson Stick Vacuum Sales
Dyson V8 Absolute Cordless Vaccum was $999, now $599
- V15 Detect Absolute Extra — was $1,549, now $1,249 (save $200)
- V7 Advanced Origin – was $599, now $388 (save $211)
- V8 – was $699, now $499 (save $200)
- V8 Absolute — was $999, now $599 (save $400)
- V8 Extra — was $849, now $549 (save $300)
- V10 Absolute+ — was $1,199, now $799 (save $400)
- Cyclone V10 — was $999, now $699 (save $300)
Dyson Hair Tool Sales
Dyson Corrale hair straightener was $699, now $594
- Dyson Corrale Hair Straightener — was $699, now $594 ($200)
There’s a reason people (me, I’m people) rave about how their lives were changed after copping a Dyson. It is semi-cult-ish, but we get it. If you’ve never had the cash to invest in a Dyson, now’s the time to take the plunge.
This post has been updated since its original publication.
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