In case you felt like the state of Queensland hasn’t been fucked quite thoroughly enough by recent weather events – record-breaking heatwaves that send school kids to hospital and decimate the state’s fan supply, unseasonal breezes that see deadly jellyfish sneaking their tentacles ever southwards, and murderous storms – here’s the final thrust of the sword: a literal dick-shaped storm is heading straight for Toowoomba.
Are people terrified at seeing God’s member raging towards them on the satellite image? Lol no of course not, this is Queensland. People are gagging for that sky-wang.
Hero among men Nicko Mickle was the first to spot the atmospheric pecker, posting it to Facebook with the caption:
“Crazy arse storm on its way to Qld…. looks likes old Toowoomba is about to cop a floggin too.“
And who among us could let that picture scroll by without taking a fair swing of the sausage at some good old-fashioned dick puns?
Best of luck with your meteorological pounding, Toowoomba. Watch out for spurts of rain and stiff winds.
Source: The Chronicle.
Image: Facebook / Nicko Mickle.
