It is a truth universally acknowledged that the only reason to reach the top of your game at any physical endeavour is so that you can absolutely rinse your kids at their 10th birthday in front of their friends.
LeBron James has taken that to the maximum today – posting a video to Instagram which is supposed to show his son’s 10th birthday party, but really just shows him absolutely ruining a bunch of 10 years at a stack of different sports.
Folks, that’s the real shit. You know you’ve made it when you can dunk on a bunch of primary schoolers while they look on, utterly helpless to do anything about it due to the fact they are physically very small and you are very, very large.
It also features him absolutely whaling on a bunch of kids with water balloons, which isn’t really a sport but I support it nonetheless.
It’s like the Peyton Manning United Way SNL skit, but in real life. pic.twitter.com/0TdOICzdsw
— jon park (@hoon) June 18, 2017
Lebron dunking on his son’s friends and slinging water balloons at them at his son’s birthday party is everything I aspire to be as a dad
— x (@Xander_Smart3) June 18, 2017
Source: Instagram.
