Australian leg-spin legend punching well above his weight Shane Warne has delivered the greatest wrong’un of his life by posting this shirtless bedroom eyes selfie to his Instagram account. The image, accompanied by the caption “Morning…” said in the playful tones of a cooing Charlie’s Angel member, has been met with an avalanche of people throwing up in their mouths just a little with fans of the former Australian test cricketer controlling their gag reflexes long enough to write helpful words of advice like “Ewwwww!”, “So wrong” and “un-Australian”.
In related news, Liz Hurley, the primary beneficiary of the Spin King’s freckled hair-free man-torso, has taken to social media to decry the portrayal of her man in Australian stage production Shane Warne: The Musical, saying that she was “mystified how supposedly decent actors can make a ‘fun’ musical about
(Shane Warne) with subject matters guaranteed to make his 3 kids cry…” in a since deleted tweet published last week.
