File this one away with Brett Favre’s pubes in the ‘shit they don’t want/shit you don’t need’ category. On October 10th Michael Jordan’s expired Amex will go to auction with a $1000 starting bid. There are the obvious questions; why would one want such a useless product, what would one do with such a useless product, but more importantly, why was Michael Jordan (like, the mot famous baller everrrr) rocking a budget entry level American Express. Where’s the Centurion card playa? Anyone who has worked shitty inner-city retail or hospitality jobs will know the one I’m talking about. It’s black, made of titanium, barely fits in the card slider because it’s such a boss of a credit card, and it’s usually handed over by some douche (or bitch) who has that smug ‘yeah I can afford the $7500 start-up cost, the $2500 yearly fee, and I spend the required $25k per month to keep this baby activated, what of it?’ look on their face. Sorry, we don’t accept Amex… sucker.
So if you’re a weirdo who’s into this sort of stuff, then head here. If you’re like me an are just happy to ingest some some useless MJ facts i.e.
Did you know…
MJ once played 63 holes of golf in one day?
MJ once grew four inches over one summer in high school?
MJ liked a girl in the fifth or sixth grade named Angela West and saved a seat for her on the school bus every morning, but she never sat next to him?
MJ is very uncomfortable on small boats or when he is near bodies of deep water?
… then head here.
