My friends, crisis and opportunity are two sides of the same coin.
“Dear Essendon Football Club,
Due to recent sad, disgusting circumstances… As a supporter of 25+ years I am heartbroken over today’s events. I am aware of the current lack of playing athletes you may have.
I’m sending this message regarding the possible vacant positions on your senior list.
I can be a role model for youngsters on the list, as I once kicked 5 goals after half a dozen beers. And a monthly Saturday team bonding trip to CQ will be a must.
My name is Steve. I’m 194cm tall, and currently in between a DadBod and Zyzz shape. I consider myself a high-leaping forward. Being retired from sports for several years now with a basketball background.
A certainty is Mr December on the official team calendar and do I have a pose that will guarantee a 20% rise in memberships and make women weak at the knees.
I’ll be honest, I see the gym about as much as someone from St Albans sees a shower.
I am extremely accurate, and some proof of that is the video below. And I am not a father as yet (touch wood) pardon the pun.
The biggest pro of signing me is I am petrified of needles, just ask every Doctor at Box Hill Hospital.
I will be starting a new social media hashtag #HirdOfSteve.
Please like and share this video and make me Mum proud.
Old mate’s certainly attracted a fair amount of attention for the posting, even winding up on Sunrise earlier this morning.
I made the big time
Posted by Steve McGuinness on Wednesday, 13 January 2016