A wise man named Dave Chappelle once said that everything looks better in slow motion.
And while his hypothesis may be true of menial occurrences like walking down the street, entering a club or doing your laundry (it should be noted that he found the opposite to be true of taking a dump), when the graceful art of figure skating is crystallised into a single frame of expression where the invisible hand of centrifugal force meets awkwardly positioned arms adorned with flowing sequinned blouses, it’s nightmare fuel on ice.
Think of it as the bedazzled winter bedfellow to Faces Of Olympic Diving.
