
Christmas is a time for love, and what better way to get it than via a total stranger’s Twitter account?
A dude’s tweets about witnessing the spark of True Love™ in a cafe (I assume located in Brooklyn, New York by his Twitter bio) have gone viral, because they’re heartwarming and nice and all that yucky stuff.
If it’s not true – well, we all had a moment, didn’t we?
I’m the only one in this café and the girl employee just told the guy employee she has a crush on him will update
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
He asked how long and she said six months GIRL MAKE YOUR MOVE
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
he said he needs to go to the back and think about what to say
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
She’s just stewing and I want more coffee but I dunno I feel for her
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
Acquired refill, the guy is nowhere to be found
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
HE JUST CAME FROM THE BACK AND KISSED HER HOLY SHIT
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
“I didn’t want to admit it to myself but I’ve always had a thing for you” THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
They just asked me if it was okay if they left for a few minutes OF COURSE ITS OKAY
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
They just came back holding hands and smiling this is so beautiful
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
They keep telling each other how happy they are in between sips of cappuccino and I’m still in disbelief
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
They just kissed again but tried to do it discreetly so I wouldn’t see these two are perfect
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
The girl brought me a free muffin for “dealing with them” MA’AM IT WAS AN HONOR
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
I’m leaving now because they’re closing but tonight has firmly renewed my faith in humanity LOVE IS OUT THERE, BE LIKE CAFÉ GIRL AND FIND IT
— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016
In the corner of ‘this story is definitely legit’, one of Jerry‘s Twitter mates pointed this out:
@notjerryclayton How do people not belive this story- you look exactly like the type of person to sit alone in a café pic.twitter.com/GWUpS0q5JZ
— Julian Epp (@Julian_Epp) December 20, 2016
You know what? Cannot fault you there, bud.
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