This Tale Of True Romance Blossoming In A Café Will Melt Yr Ice Cold Heart

Is our friend @notjerryclayton telling the truth? Did a girl employee really confess her love to a guy employee and a random customer just happened to witness it? Perhaps, perhaps not. It also possible here that I’m being a cynical grinch, because – having been reared exclusively on a diet of steady groin thwacks in Australia’s Funniest Home videos – I cannot believe in anything ‘viral’ with a happy ending.

If it’s true, it’s an extremely heartwarming tale and will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like when you’ve just walked in out of the cold to a blazing fire and a cup of warm coco, or when the drugs kick in.

If it’s not true – well, we all had a moment, didn’t we?

I’m the only one in this café and the girl employee just told the guy employee she has a crush on him will update

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

He asked how long and she said six months GIRL MAKE YOUR MOVE

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

he said he needs to go to the back and think about what to say

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

She’s just stewing and I want more coffee but I dunno I feel for her

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

Acquired refill, the guy is nowhere to be found

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

HE JUST CAME FROM THE BACK AND KISSED HER HOLY SHIT

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

“I didn’t want to admit it to myself but I’ve always had a thing for you” THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

They just asked me if it was okay if they left for a few minutes OF COURSE ITS OKAY

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

They just came back holding hands and smiling this is so beautiful

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

They keep telling each other how happy they are in between sips of cappuccino and I’m still in disbelief

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

They just kissed again but tried to do it discreetly so I wouldn’t see these two are perfect

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

The girl brought me a free muffin for “dealing with them” MA’AM IT WAS AN HONOR

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

I’m leaving now because they’re closing but tonight has firmly renewed my faith in humanity LOVE IS OUT THERE, BE LIKE CAFÉ GIRL AND FIND IT

— Jerry (@notjerryclayton) December 18, 2016

In the corner of ‘this story is definitely legit’, one of Jerry‘s Twitter mates pointed this out:

@notjerryclayton How do people not belive this story- you look exactly like the type of person to sit alone in a café pic.twitter.com/GWUpS0q5JZ

— Julian Epp (@Julian_Epp) December 20, 2016

You know what? Cannot fault you there, bud.