I’m Obsessed With This Whisper-Quiet Vibrator That Will Never Let Me Down Mid-Mazz

Lelo Gigi 2
Contributor: Joss Peter
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Picture this: It’s a Wednesday, less than a week into your first ~big girl~ job. You’re thrilled. You have a desk, a swivel chair and a monitor that sits unused next to your laptop. You go to meetings and brainstorms and have deadlines you need to meet. And then, in true PTV style, you get asked if you want to review a vibrator — Lelo’s Gigi 2 no less.

I pause for a sec to ask myself… What would Candace Bushnell do? What would Dolly Alderton do? What would Joan of Arc do? Be brave and beat one out! I agreed and soon enough I was on my way home with a smirk on my mouth, a swagger in my step and the Gigi 2 sitting pretty in my bag. 

Me everyday from this point on…

My new friend, Gigi 2, is a g-spot massager, which is a fancy way of saying she’s designed for internal use, but hey, don’t be afraid to get freaky with her on your outside bits and bobs, too. She’s silky smooth, with deliciously soft silicone, and is as luxurious as your 4th spritz at a long lunch. She’s waterproof, too, which is perfect if you feel like having a shower session. 

She’s also whisper-quiet and subtle, so you don’t have to worry about your housemates walking past your room and wondering why you’re entertaining a jackhammer. While she’s not tiny, she’s definitely portable if you ever needed to unwind whilst out and about à la Emma Corrin. She’s also carry-on friendly thanks to its clever little activation system (holding – and + simultaneously), so you won’t have any mishaps going through security at the airport. 

Gigi 2 is classy, elegant and always there for you (providing you let her recharge). She has an incredible, 2-hour battery life, so she never lets you down mid mazz. And with a friend like Gigi, why would I ever devolve to analogue?

Lelo’s website promises that Gigi’s “8 different vibration patterns will lead you on a waltz into ecstasy”, which is a line that a) makes me as flustered as watching an episode of Bridgerton, and b) is 100% true. If the Gigi 2 was a person, she’d take you out to lunch, suggest spa days, pay for it all and be a great listener. 

I told my mum about this unexpected aspect of my new job, hoping to stir the pot a little. To my shock she quipped back, “I hope they’re paying you overtime!” 

You can check out Gigi in all her glory below. 

Lelo Gigi 2

Lelo Gigi 2 was $189, now $151