As a Scorpio, I thought I knew the ins and outs of what petty is, but it looks like this TikTok star has me beat because this gal dead-ass threw a fake wedding to make an ex jealous and I-
Sarah Vilard, who lives in Frankfurt am Main, Germany and was surely born at some point between October 23 – November 21 because I know homegirl is a vengeful Scorpio, shared a TikTok vid where she recounted throwing a fake wedding to get back at an ex.
“Remembering the time when I faked getting married and had a photoshoot to get revenge on my ex,” she wrote in the video, before showing a bunch of pics that prove that she did, indeed, have a wedding photoshoot, featuring a groom and maid of honour for authenticity.
https://www.tiktok.com/@sarahvilard/video/6961429477393976581?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
Sarah, who works as an investor and studies business management, hired an actor to pretend to be the groom and held the wedding three months after her breakup from an ex boyfriend who must’ve reaaaaaally done her dirty, I tell ya. The money. The dedication. The EFFORT. Fark me, this guy must really be a piece of work.
Friends joined the celebration at the lush and swanky Villa Kennedy in Frankfurt and Sarah made sure to snap loads of piccies and swanned them around on social media to show the bloke what he’s missing.
So did her plan work? You bet your sweet ass it did (which also has me convinced she’s a Scorpio – we never miss).
Sarah says her ex found out about the faux wedding on Instagram after she posted pics of her pretend big day and he was absolutely stunned at how she’d moved on so fast.
“He found out through Instagram and texted me the next day and freaked out because he thought I was cheating on him while we were together,” Sarah said, according to Metro.
“That, of course, wasn’t the case. But he came to my house and wanted to talk to me afterward. I wasn’t interested.”
Then, once she was satisfied with her work, she went ahead and hit block on his sorry ass (yep, defs a Scorpio. We luuuurve the block button).
“I blocked him everywhere and set my profile to private and removed the pictures,” she said. “‘Yes, I am single now and super happy about it. I’m happy to be able to focus on myself.”
Can’t tell if I’m impressed or mortified, TBH.
