It’s a work-a-day world out there, kids. And sometimes catching up with your mates can become a bit tricky.
It becomes even trickier if you don’t particularly want to catch up with that mate.
So to save you the hassle of having to rely on your own improvisational skills the next time a certain someone far-too-perkily suggests you should hang out, take a page out of this book of excuses – geniusly brought to life by Jimmy Fallon and Zach Galifianakis after the pair bumped into each other in the halls of The Tonight Show offices.
Imagine the look in their eyes when they suggest drinks on Friday and you, without a hint of sarcasm in your eye, tell them you can’t because you’re “alphabetising your testicles.”
SIDE-THOUGHT: We’ve now got just over 15 years to wait to see if Fallon and Zach honour their standing arrangement for January 1st, 2030.
