Is your love life suffering because of a sad sex-drive? Pecker problems? Troublesome tallywacker? Bummed beaver? Quiet quim? Well then, get your man/woman underwear ready for removal, because the beverage that puts the stiff in “good stiff drink” is about to be launched in Australia to solve your libidinous woes.
A “premium adult beverage originating in Europe” subtly titled TURN ON Love Drink that boasts a 100% All Natural recipe and zero preservatives is getting set to launch in the Australian market. According to the press release, TURN ON Love Drink the world’s #1 Aphrodisiac Drink and promises to assist men and women in becoming more sexually aroused. Promises!
The drink is made with exotic (probably Miranda Kerr-approved) natural ingredients that you’ve never heard of and could be made up, like Maca a type of radish native to the Andes, and Schizandra a berry from Northern China. The Australasia CEO David Robinson says the drink is “an authentic sex and libido enhancing beverage… poised to become the next major breakthrough in sexual health.”
If you have any interest in being a (anonymous, if you’d prefer) guinea pig for this intriguing product and report back to Pedestrian with your thoughts, feelings and feedback about the product Email us here and I’ll try to arrange some samples. Please only get in touch if you are happy to provide feedback for the sake of a followup article. I’m not a vending machine.
