Wikipedia Edit Rights Great Wrong, Hails ‘Dollarydoos’ As Official Currency


You knew it would come to this. 

In the final hurdle on the pathway to total legitimacy after that gangbusters Change.org petition, some intrepid Wikipedia user took it upon themselves to bypass all of that bloody red-tape in Canberra and rubber-stamp Dollarydoos as Australia’s official new currency. And God bless their souls for it.

Don’t believe us? Have a look at this 100% legally binding declaration that the Chinese investment market is worth a bootful of Dollarydoos:
Need more proof? How about this ironclad (and backdated!) reference, and you know those links at the bottom of the page are always legit:


Dollarydoo soars. That’s a sight for sore eyes. 

We needed a 21st century currency, and we’re closer than ever to having one. The people have spoken (and sneakily edited). Now we just need to wait for those pesky politicians to catch up

 
 

Image: Mark Nolan via Getty; Wikipedia

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