Ok, listen up, straight people. Ya’ll need to stop taking blowjob wedding pictures on your special day. No more, ok? Enough!
The latest “trend” in the realm of wedding photo-ops, taking a pic where it looks like the bride is giving the groom a gobbie, unfortunately kicked off back in May when an anonymous Dutch couple took the above pic ’cause they “just thought it was a funny idea”.
They even held the cock-in-mouth pose long enough for a FUCKING DRONE to take snap:
Technology is so beautiful… (via mvdklooster).
Ok, kinda funny once, sure, but like most things on the internet wedding blowies have now been reproduced to the point where it’s fucking shit up for everyone, with one British couple’s post-betrothal oral in Greece causing the church in question to ban all foreigners from getting married there.
And you thought “planking” was bad…
GROT, NO, WHY? (via Carly Lunn/Facebook).
Talking to The Times in the UK, Giorgos Eleftheriou, president of the Lindos community on the island of Rhodes where the snap was taken, says of the ban:
I have hundreds of soon-to-be brides from Britain and all over the world calling me today in tears because of this decision.
We are Greek and we cherish our traditions and the sanctity of our religious sites. We cannot allow this disgusting behaviour to prevail.
Can’t say it’s too often I find myself siding with a religious leader, but old mate’s got a point. It is pretty grot and disrespectful, not to mention the ickyness of the whole subservient wife pleasuring the celebratory male thing. V patriarchal, no?
It seems you can’t stop wild hetero Brits from being themselves though, with another pic making the rounds courtesy of Mark and Samantha Simons and their gobbo photo, from their Cyprus wedding:
I HATE IT SO MUCH.
Speaking to The Sun, Mrs Simons laughed off the controversy:
It’s a really funny idea. It’s not for the kids or grandkids, but it’s a bit of a laugh.It’s not one for above the mantelpiece, it’s just a lighthearted photo.
It’s not everybody’s cup of tea but it’s just a photo.
Ughhhhh heteros. Ban them all imho.
