Sometimes kids say the darndest things. But then sometimes they’ll say ridiculous shit that makes you feel about seventy years old and inspires a hatred of youth in you that you never thought possible.
The latter’s definitely the case when you watch this ragtag bunch of overly-confident gasbags try and figure out exactly what the hell a Walkman is after seeing one for the first time ever. You’ll cringe as they paw feebly at it, mocking your old-world technology. Your left eye will twitch at their reactions when they find out it can’t hold the thousands of songs they’re used to seeing in devices of similar size. And when that one kid states, with all the ironic burgeoning hipsterism in his voice that he can muster, that he feels like “such a 90s kid, even though I wasn’t born in the 90s” you will want to burn fucking everything.
That said, that one girl who figures it out instantly, and that kid who keeps making good points are absolute legends who we insist be put on the fast track towards being future Presidents.
