WATCH: U.S. Pollie’s Nerdo Son Gets Caught Mid-Dab During Official Photo

Weirdo lizard ultraconservative Paul Ryan is unfortunately still the House Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. And his most important crusade right now is against the scourge of dweeby white kids dabbing in photos.

While posing for a photo with the family of Kansas Representative Roger Marshall, Marshall’s son – who looks exactly like the kind of dude who would dab in a family photo – tries to execute a pathetic dab. It wasn’t subtle, and it simply did not happen.

“Do you want to put your hand down?” Ryan asks. “Are you going to sneeze?”
Sorry, kid. Next time. Oh, and you’re grounded.

Source: Twitter.
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