Florida, hey? Just when you think Australia has a monopoly on gigantic reptilians, this shit comes along. Golfer Charles Helms filmed this fkn unspeakably huge alligator taking a casual stroll across a golf course in Palmetto.
It’s so large that I am genuinely convinced that it is some kind of promoted viral marketing for the next Jurassic Park or some shit. Goddamn.
Thoroughly enjoy how the filmer asks his friend to move closer so viewers back home can get a sense of the scale here. This is DO IT FOR THE VINE for men over sixty.
Apparently this insane beast has been spotted before, and is considered something of an unofficial mascot for the golf course. Because when I think golf, I think ‘prehistoric swamp monsters’. That’s just a natural connection for me.
Anyway, allow me to reiterate: look at that damn ‘gator.
Source: YouTube.
