We’ve all had bad days, but right now a dude is climbing Trump Tower with suction cups, so really life could be worse.
The bloke – who onlookers reckon is in his 20s – is believed to have started climbing the Fifth Avenue tower from a fifth-floor terrace around 4pm.
He reportedly had a notebook with him that he was showing to people inside the building… but he dropped it.
— Eyewitness News (@ABC7NY) August 10, 2016
Thanks to the power of the internet, you can even watch him climb the thing live. Do you know how long it takes to climb a building with suction cups? Neither do we, but a long ass time. Whole thing is kinda dull.
Apparently he’s already on the 19th story; Trump Tower has 58.
— Jason Chu (@JasonC1219) August 10, 2016
…and the internet has made jokes. The world makes sense again.
Steve, put the Pokemon GO down, you DONT have to catch em all #TrumpTower
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) August 10, 2016
it’s amazing how high the trump tower is.. when trumps IQ is so damn low
— karlee steel (@karleesteel) August 10, 2016
Someone’s scaling Trump Tower. Obviously to drop the One Ring into the molten lava within. #FrodoLives
— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) August 10, 2016
The guy climbing Trump Tower is Malia’s weed dealer…. Jared Leto
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) August 10, 2016
Live footage from Trump Tower pic.twitter.com/UaY56veqmb
— Jack Holmes (@jackholmes0) August 10, 2016
We’ll update you if / when something interesting happens. It might be a while.