We’re pretty bloody used to Donald Trump and his schoolyard-level approach to pretty much everything: debating, campaigning, life.
He spent pretty much every live debate with Hilary Clinton shouting over her or slinging ‘I know YOU are, but what am I?’ style insults, which makes his approach to his own inauguration incredibly unsurprising, when you truly think about it.
R I N S E D.
There’s a bunch of reports and murmurs coming out that the Trump camp are practically begging and bribing A-list celebrities and musicians to come and play at his big ol’ Prez Partay for when he is given his gold-plated staff and gem-encrusted presidents hat – as is what I imagine happens at these kinds of things when you have enough money to wipe your own butt with $100 notes.
But nobody is having a bar of that money. No ambassadorship, or promises of riches, or eternal wishes from a genie, or magic fuckin’ beans is drawing any of the celebrities into his party, and to be honest, it kinda stanks of desperation.
Now old mate is swearing black and blue that he has *not* been grovelling at the feet of celebs trying to get them to come hang out with him or at least just like, show up for a bit, eat a couple of party pies, and leave.
The so-called “A” list celebrities are all wanting tixs to the inauguration, but look what they did for Hillary, NOTHING. I want the PEOPLE!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2016
He wants real people at this party. None of these fancy pants celebrities that definitely didn’t get paid through the nose to make any kind of appearance, with the exception of the one celeb they’ve landed – America’s Got Talent‘s winner runner up, Jackie Evancho. Shoot for the moon, mate.
Source: RawStory.
Photo: Getty Images/Scott Olsen.
