He’s been ousted as Prime Minister in the most unceremonious of ways (#libspill), so no fucking wonder Tony Abbott is throwing one last blow-out at Kirribilli House – to send himself off in style, ’cause no one else will.

Tonight, from 6:30pm until whenever the cops show, the schmancy logdings will host The Party To End All Parties; The Ultimate ‘Sayonara Bitches, It Hasn’t Been Fun Send-Off’; The ‘Fuck You Malcolm, Have Fun Getting These Stains Out Of The Chintz’ Booze-Up – all cleverly disguised as the Saint Ignatius College Riverview Class of 1975’s 40 year reunion.


Tony Abbott Is Throwing One Last Blow-Out At Kirribilli House Tonight

Details of the Kirribilli Wine Mixer reunion are scarce, but The Vine reports about 50-something Old Ignatians will kick off the festivities with a few beers at the North Sydney Hotel before being bussed to Kirribilli House for one last Abbott-thrown hoedown before security force him to hand over the keys.

Tony Abbott Is Throwing One Last Blow-Out At Kirribilli House Tonight

Sure, there’s potential for the night to take an uncomfortable turn if boozed former classmates start asking Tone things like, “What are you doing with yourself these days?” and “Any plans for retirement?”, but what’s a little awkwardness compared to the unadulterated satisfaction of keeping the *actual* PM out of Kirribilli for yet another night?

And what a night it shall be. We hear there’s going to be a fuckton of booze, and probably nudity – butttttttttt you didn’t hear that from us.

PS. Here’s the invite that’s been doing the rounds.

Tony Abbott Is Throwing One Last Blow-Out At Kirribilli House Tonight

PPS. Tone says all are welcome. For once.

Via The Vine.

Lead image via us.