Forget the looming intensity of the US election for just a moment, and turn your attention to a global issue that is of much greater importance.
Toblerone has gone ahead and ruined everything by changing the dimensions of their beloved chocolate bars. What was once a pleasant row of triangles is now a devastating ruin of odd geometrical angles.
Essentially every OTHER triangle has been gutted – thus reducing your average Toblerone bar to half its size.
Take a breath if you need to. It’s okay. I know how difficult this is.
The blatantly appalling decision has been acknowledged by Mondelez – the brand who make Toblerone, who are in turn owned by Cadbury – as a cost-saving strategy, because I guess chocolate is expensive to produce or something?
This has only happened in the UK so far, but we could be next. There is a lot of rightful speculation that the spike in ingredients is tied to Brexit. This dramatic change to Toblerone is obviously the most devastating consequence of the United Kingdom leaving the European Union.
Needless to say, people are taking it pretty hard.
At least Brits know what really matters.
Source: The Guardian.
Photo: Toblerone.
