What’s more annoying than getting unexpectedly covered in glitter and having to pick the damn stuff out of every crevice? Okay, maybe a few things, but in the grand scheme of it all, that’s still pretty bloody annoying.
New website ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com are across this, and for the very reasonable sum of $9.99 AUD, they’ll send an envelope of the sparkly stuff to anywhere in the world. “We fucking hate glitter,” begins their mission statement.
Everything about this is great:
The internet appears to have gone absolutely apeshit for this, and the site was down a short time ago, but now appears to be back, so start plotting and planning your revenge.