The Terrible Idea Of” Opal Man” Cost The State $100,000

We’re loath to devalue the creative output of the Australian advertising industry but when you hear of seven figure public sector jobs like this ¯_(–)_/¯ $1 million NSW Transport logo redesign it’s hard not to wonder where all that money goes. 

The latest thing to confirm how poorly we understand how advertising works is a leaked document obtained by Labor transport spokeswoman Penny Sharpe outlining the exorbitant costs required to birth the half card/half man (fully-terrible) public transport demi-demon known as Opal Man

The intellectual property associated with Opal Man, the name itself, Opal Man, and the underlining conceit – a fleet of tragic anthropomorphic Opal Cards brought to life by struggling actors in bodysuits – cost $100,000 for some reason.

Forget for a minute that such an idea would be among the first things suggested if you asked a class of six year olds to devise a gimmicky public transport campaign and think about how the firm responsible – Ogilvy Mather – kept a straight face during the pitch meeting. 
“Are you guys ready for this? For real, we’ve put six months of R&D into this and we hope you love it as much as we do. So it’s a dude named Opal Man, and – get this – his head is a giant Opal Card. That’ll be $100,000 please. Kthanxbai.”
Now here’s a big pile of money burning.

The government is slated to drop a further $4.7 million on media spend and promotional materials. This includes more than 2 million information brochures and flyers; 110,000 tap on/tap off stickers on trains, stations, buses, bus stops and ferries; 400,000 window stickers and pocket guides for retailers; 6500 posters for train stations, bus stops and ferry wharves; and ads for television, radio, newspaper and social media. 

Via SMH
  

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