The Second Batman V Superman Trailer Is So Angsty That Nirvana’s Jealous


The second trailer for Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice has dropped, and it’s pretty huge. 

Again ICYMI, Superman had a battle with Zod in the last film and killed a bunch of civilians, and Batman isn’t super keen on innocent people dying. 
Therefore, there’s just so much angst you guys. These bloody heroes are more angsty than a 13-year-old who just heard Nirvana for the first time. 
Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) and Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) are sullen upon meeting, and then all of a sudden Lex Luthor (Jess Eisenberg) appears and is weirdly off-putting in a Joker-ish kind of way. 
Why can’t everyone just get along though, it seems like they have so much in common? They could have bitch-sessions over wine about how annoying it is to need alter egos, and how uncomfortable their suits are, and other superhero topics that we’ll never experience because we’re just normal boring humans.
But fine, w/e, fight to the death, idek

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