The Internet Is Losing Its Damn Mind Over The Game’s Dick-Heavy Selfie

The Game has turned into a real character on social media guys. 

Not only does he hashtag every post without approximately a thousand hashtags that make no sense whatsoever, he’s also being photographed fingering models in public parks, and now he’s posting mad dick selfies on Insty. 

We’re talking mad dick selfies, people. Mad. 

THIS GUY:

Let’s just assume, I thought today was Friday or #ThrowDatAZZbackThursday #WhoCaresWhatDayItis I say it’s #FineNiggaFriday because I know you gone be double tappin this mothafucka til tomorrow anyway……#SoGoneTagYaGirlfriends #ScreenShotIt #LickIt #PullThemPantiesToTheSideAndGetReadyForThe #HalloweenEdition #CuzHalfYallScaredOfTheDickAnyway ???? #WhereverYouAtInTheWorldDatPussyBoutToBeWetYouHearMe #iSaidDoYouFuckinHearMe #OkThen #TakeYourIndexAndMiddleFingerAndMakeAGun #ThenPutTheGunInsideYouAndPullTheTrigger #EaseItOutAndPutSomeOfThatStickyIckyOnThatPearlTongue #TiltYaHeadBackAtAn80DegreeAngleAndSpreadYourLegsFarAsTheyGo #ThenLickYaFingersRealSlowAndGrazeThatPearlFor #BackAndForthRealGently #CloseYaEyes #AndImagineMeSlidingInThatThangRealSlow #AndAsSoonAsYouGetReadyToBustYour1stNut #iPullOutAndGoDownTownAndCatchItWithMyTongue #ThenISlideBackUpAn…… Oh shit the Patriots game on, gotta go ladies !!!! Oh’ & my boxers ???? #ThatsHowIDocumentary2 ???????? #MEATPRINTPAPI #DropsMic

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Oct 29, 2015 at 6:25pm PDT

While every single follower he has was staring intently at their screen, dumbfounded at the heat old mate is packing, the Internet decided to do what the Internet does. Gaaaaadamn.

#thegame #thed #selfie @losangelesconfidential ????????

A photo posted by ??AnthonyPinup?? (@anthonypinup) on Oct 29, 2015 at 10:22pm PDT

i???? #TheGame#LosAngelesConfidential#EveryFemale #MeRN

A photo posted by Nancy Amaral (@nanalovee__) on Oct 29, 2015 at 10:48pm PDT

Super straight and textured eh? Drops mic eh? I’m just going to leave this here and go laugh… #DickTrick #hoodwinked #bamboozled #TheGame #HeyLadies #ItsAMicrophone #Stuffed #TrickOrTreat

A photo posted by (^S^) (@ladykurupt) on Oct 29, 2015 at 11:07pm PDT

?????????? #thegame

A photo posted by @cilyh on Oct 30, 2015 at 12:16am PDT

Oh internet, never change.