New Haven, Connecticut is being terrorised by a phallocentric vandal extremely determined to cover the town in dicks, and Johnny Law is hot on his trail.
The nameless wang-bandit has been cocking around town for the last 5 months, taking pleasure in spraying either the word penis or a simple rendering of the object itself.
Photo: Evan Trachten.
Police have been searching for him for the past few weeks and apparently got a big break when they got security cam footage of the dong artist pissing on a synagogue.
Usually he does just a single dingus in an evening but since the cops have been on his trail he’s picked up the pace, dolling out 6 whole members in a single evening last Wednesday.
There’s something entirely beautiful about having so much determination to do something so banal, to the point that this might actually be capital “a” Art.
Is this worth going to jail for? For a short time, maybe. Godspeed, beautiful weirdo.
Photo: Evan Trachten.
Source: NY Mag.
