Those of you with weak constitutions, for the love of all that is holy look the fuck away immediately.
Thought last month’s nasty business where a young bloke suffered a direct strike to the slug at the hands of a redback spider was bad enough? Turns out that was *barely* podium-worthy.
A 19-year-old Sydney fella is recovering in hospital after a workplace accident saw his scrotum get caught in a handheld electric grinder.
Commence reacting.
You get the idea.
The incident apparently occurred last Friday at a home in the western Sydney suburb of St Clair, and the poor young cobber was conscious when paramedics arrived.
He was subsequently taken to Nepean Hospital, but has subsequently chosen to keep a low profile about the whole incident and FAIR E-FUCKEN-NOUGH TOO.
It’s one thing to have an itchy bite on your biz and shout it to the heavens but the last thing – the LAST THING – you’d want is a bunch of strangers asking you questions and gawking at you while you’re trying to deal with a patchwork coin purse.
Good lord. Whoever you are, get well soon, mate. This is… this one’s just…
It’s a season-ender, ya feel?
Source: News.com.au.
