Stormy Daniels, the former porn star who is alleged to have slept with Donald Trump back in 2006, told InTouch magazine in 2011 that she remembered their tryst so well that she could “describe his junk exactly“, which, okay, ew. The magazine has only now published the interview – because apparently, before it was due to be published, Trump’s legal team threatened aggressive action if they ran the story.
Now, however, it’s all come out, and the interview is a pretty wild ride. It details how Daniels (whose real name is Stephanie Clifford) and Trump met at a golf course, and how they slept together after he invited her to dinner – which turned out to be in his room.
She describes having a good dynamic with Trump, and says that while she wasn’t necessarily attracted to him, she found him “fascinating“. Clearly the feeling was mutual, as she says that he stayed in touch with her for more than a year, always calling her from blocked numbers, and often asking when they could see each other again.
Daniels says that the sexual encounter happened after she went to the bathroom and emerged to find Trump waiting for her in bed.
IT: Going to the bathroom, did you think you were going to come out and encounter that?
Stormy: That he was going to be in bed? No, I just had to pee. So anyway, the sex was nothing crazy. He wasn’t like, chain me to the bed or anything. It was one position. I can definitely describe his junk perfectly, if I ever have to. He definitely seemed smitten after that. He was like, “I wanna see you again, when can I see you again?”
She also tells the magazine that when the subject of Trump’s wife, Melania, came up, he quickly deflected and began talking about something else.
They had one other date, during which Daniels says Trump obsessively watched TV – and got really worked up about sharks, for some reason.
The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the USS something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.” He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.
Considering America‘s obsession with cheating presidents, this could be an interesting cultural moment. Of course, considering American politics’ total paralysis in the face of the pussy-grabber in chief – maybe not.
