There might be a catastrophic hazelnut shortage in Turkey about to drastically affect global supplies of the much beloved choc-hazelnut spread Nutella, but that’s not even remotely stopping enthusiasts of the brown spreadable goodness from breaking off a piece of that tasty shiz and getting real weird with it in the kitchen.
In the heart of the New York City borough of Brooklyn, a bunch of enterprising sorts are taking their love of Nutella one step further by opening an ALL-NUTELLA RESTAURANT.
The sugary haven of hastened death goes by the name of Nutelleria and will boast an array of treats so decadent that several nearby diabetics spontaneously lost a foot.
What kind of treats, you ask? We’re talking Breakfast Pizzas, Croissants, Muffins, Cakes, Crepes, and this magnificent string of English words: BACON BANANA NUTELLA WAFFLE SANDWICH.
Even better still, despite the fact that they’re not quite open just yet, they’ve already got a well stocked Instagram account chock full of some of the rudest images the internet has ever seen. I mean would you just LOOK AT THIS SHIT?
The restaurant doesn’t have an official opening date just yet, which means you’ve got plenty of time to get your plans together in order to get to the Park Slope neighbourhood of Brooklyn with enough time to pick up a wheelbarrow and a personal defibrillator on the way.
All the information you could ever want about the place is right over here. The tissues to clean up all the drooling you did whilst reading this can be found in your bathroom/bedroom/at your local store.
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