Remember Salt Bae? Now He’s Clinging To Relevance With Extreme Cheese Stunts

Salt Bae has once again sought to become a viral superstar, this time with an extremely cheesy tactic.

In his latest expedition, Salt Bae 2.0 can be seen slapping a literal cow onto the grill, mixing around some cheese, and placing said cheese onto the burger from a second-storey balcony.

Naturally, I have a lot of observations that I would like to discuss.

Firstly, Salt Bae slapped that meat so hard onto that grill, and removed the plastic with such rage, that I was sent into permanent shock. There’s obviously a lot of aggression that Salt Bae needs to resolve, instead of venting his frustration towards pre-cooked goods.

Secondly, I love how Salt Bae finishes his action and then waits for the DAMN INTERN CAMERAMAN OR WOMAN to cut the scene. That’s showbiz BABAY.

Thirdly, I wonder if Salt Bae ever gets tired of wearing the same tee, pants and glasses everyday for the past 2 years in a bid to stay recognised. No shade, of course.

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TBH, I’m more impressed with the precision iMovie editing – that camera work and and consistent use of transitional fades really stands out. We love a good fade.

Well, Cheese Bae, you may have slightly impressed us once again, but would I eat that burger? No. It looks burnt and chat.