Pauline Hanson Goes On ‘The Verdict’, Admits She’s Been Blazed Before

Smart people included our main man and host Karl Stefanovic, Osman Faruqi, Deborra-Lee Furness, and Jamila Rivzi.  

‘Undecided/Other’ included Amanda Vanstone, Peter FitzSimons, Mark Latham, and Pauline Hanson. In this article, we will be focusing on the latter. 

Firstly, Pauline Hanson lead by saying that she is totally chill with multiculturalism, but also she’d like to reel it back a bit, y’know? Because of all the cultures. There’s too much culture here now, in her opinion. Denmark and the Netherlands are totally doing it, apparently.

Pauline Hanson talks abolishing multiculturalism #TheVerdict https://t.co/CPa6vyy4My

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“It’s interesting to hear that a year ago John Howard also came out and said multiculturalism does not work” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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That… that is not helping you seem more relatable, Pauline. 

“Multiculturalism puts them and allows them their own culture…they’re not assimilating into our society” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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Yes, that is how multiculturalism works, Pauline. 

Then, in typical Pauline fashion, she upped the ante: she went straight into top gear and said that she would like a Royal Commission… “into Islam”. 

“I would like to have a Royal Commission into Islam” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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Like… the whole thing? All 1400-ish years of it? Damn, that is going to take a really, really long time. You are going to have to get up very early in the morning, Pauline.

Moving on to the next topic: sweet Mary Jane! 

Should we legalise weed? Probably. Are we closer to legalising weed after this episode of The Verdict? No! Because Pauline said some stupid things, and then she admitted that weed made her ‘spaced out of her head’. Faaaaaantastic. Doin’ good things for the cause. 

“When I was younger, I tried marijuana three times” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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“I was really spaced out of my head” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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“Why do we need drugs in our society? When I was a kid, we were high on life” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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WELL, CLEARLY NOT FROM YOUR PREVIOUS STATEMENT, PAULINE. 

“Why do people need to be drugged up to have fun in life?” – @PaulineHansonOz #TheVerdict

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YOU TELL US, PAULINE.

I considered for a hot sec that maybe Pauline is a genius and attempting to make sure weed isn’t legalised by admitting it broke her brain. But then I realised that I was just tired and delirious after what we had just viewed. Silly me.