NOPE X 1,000: Woolies Customer Finds Fuck-Off Spider Crawling In Her Lettuce

You know how yesterday there was that massive Coles and Woolworths lettuce recall over fears of a salmonella outbreak?

Well salmonella is looking pretty fucking peachy this morning because SOMEONE FOUND A LIVE FUCKING SPIDER IN THEIR BAG OF MIXED LETTUCE AND NOT ONE LITTLE BIT OF THIS IS OKAY.

This writer was innocently taking a sip of her morning coffee when she hit play on the below, and then nearly vomited. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

A Woolworths social media representative responded to Zoe Perry‘s post saying that “We’re very concerned about this Zoe, and take incidents like this very seriously.” FUCKING SAME, THO.