You know how yesterday there was that massive Coles and Woolworths lettuce recall over fears of a salmonella outbreak?

Well salmonella is looking pretty fucking peachy this morning because SOMEONE FOUND A LIVE FUCKING SPIDER IN THEIR BAG OF MIXED LETTUCE AND NOT ONE LITTLE BIT OF THIS IS OKAY.

This writer was innocently taking a sip of her morning coffee when she hit play on the below, and then nearly vomited. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Hi Woolworths,Shopping as per usual for Italian Style Salad Mix….get it home….Mum goes to open the packet and we…

Posted by Zoe Perry on Wednesday, 3 February 2016

A Woolworths social media representative responded to Zoe Perry‘s post saying that “We’re very concerned about this Zoe, and take incidents like this very seriously.” FUCKING SAME, THO.

Me, with the entire contents of my fridge rn: