Form an orderly line, people, KerrBloom is officially kaput.
Despite the gossip train’s frequent speculation around the state of the power couple’s relationship, a statement has been released by the couple simply saying, “Despite this being the end of their marriage they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.” To be honest, the split seems inevitable in the animal kingdom known as Power Couple Marriages; when one is elaborately born, another goes to die. The circle of life.
The genetically blessed couple, who have been together since 2007, will no longer be making extraordinary, genetically blessed works of art, as they separate officially and navigate the fun world of celebrity divorce. Better call Saul.
In an interview from Cleo earlier this year, Gunnedah‘s greatest export spoke candidly about her relationship with Orlando Bloom in what would generally be taken as a fairly generic statement, but spurting from the mouth of a celebrity, it’s important we take this grotesquely out of proportion and consider it as a signal for the beginning of the end: “Everyone has their challenges. Any relationship you’re in takes work.”
Calling it quits with Orlando is Miranda Kerr’s third “break up” this year, as she also threw in the towel with long time lovers David Jones and Victoria’s Secret.
Let’s see how serial-grammer Miranda Kerr has dealt with the blow on Instagram. Pondering selfie, with #lonely #freshstarts #newbeginnings #memories ….? Nope. Just you’re regular MIranda Kerr mirrored, pouting, filtered snap, captioned with a pouting-kiss emoji. Everything is in its right place. As one commenter boldly put it, “dibs”.
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