IKEA To Launch A Pets Collection So You Can Assemble Yr Dream Pooch Palace

God damn it IKEA. Just when we think we’ve escaped the throes of your deliciously cheap but good allure, you pull us back in with an announcement that gets us sprinting to your meatball madhouses.

First it was that bohemian luxe range, then all that affordable art and now you’ve targeted our next big weakness: our sweet pooches and kitties. You monsters.

Only just announced, the Swedish homewares giant is set to venture into the pet world, offering up some, as to be expected, lush yet affordable goodies for both dogs and cats.

LOOK AT HIM ON HIS IKEA DOG RUG I’M DED

The range includes fur-geared blankets and rugs, beds, cushions, bowls and leads for dogs and houses, travel bags, scratching mats and play tunnels for cats.

Who keeps the cats after the IKEA assembly initiated break-up tho?

Unforch, as is generally the case with IKEA’s rollouts, the range will only be available in US, Canada, France and Japan initially, with Aus hopefully getting this pet swag in the next round.

“I asked for the turquoise not this heinous orange colour Sandra, you imbecile.”

Head to the IKEA site to check out the full range and begin designing the pooch palace of your dreams.

Prep yr pets before the IKEA range becomes available by covering them with insurance from petinsurance.com.au. Head over HERE and you’ll get the first two months free.

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