Folks. You’ve made it. You’ve made it to 2018. January 1, baby! That’s the good stuff!
Look, if your 2017 was a good one: congratulations. We’re all happy for you. Because on a global scale, it was a big ol’ bucket of shit. It felt like the world was circling the bowl of a huge toilet. A huge toilet ruled by Donald Trump.
But 2018 won’t be like that, folks! 2018 is gonna be real swell, and we’re keen to bring you the freshest content from the darkest corners of the internet for the whole dang year. Stay with us, friends. Stay with us and we’ll take on the world together.
Have a sick rest of your night, team. Get wasted for us.
